There’s nothing wrong with most men’s egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can’t cure. — Mignon McLaughlin
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English. — Mignon McLaughlin
Life marks us all down, so it’s just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves. — Mignon McLaughlin
Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God. — Mignon McLaughlin
When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near. — Mignon McLaughlin