The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. — Neil Simon
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. — Neil Simon
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far. — Neil Simon
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet. — Neil Simon
