I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. — Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. — Ogden Nash
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it. — Ogden Nash
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. — Ogden Nash
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work. — Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. — Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. — Ogden Nash