Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. — Oscar Levant
They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. — Oscar Levant
Only very intelligent people don’t wish they were in politics, and I’m dumb enough to want to be in there. — Oscar Levant
If it would depend on popularity, donald duck and the muppets would take seats in senate. — Oscar Levant
The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful. — Oscar Levant
When you are down and out something always turns up – and it is usually the noses of your friends. — Oscar Levant
We cannot let our respect for the fbi blind us from the fact the fbi has sometimes come up short of our expectations. — Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my Goddam friends,…they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights. — Oscar Levant