I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s ok – the bat had to get ozzy shots. — Ozzy Osbourne
Somebody said to me this morning, ‘to what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. — Ozzy Osbourne
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing. — Ozzy Osbourne