You don’t despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can. — P. J. O'Rourke
Haitians weren’t screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is. — P. J. O'Rourke
Bureaucrats want bigger bureaus. Special interests are interested in whatever’s special to — P. J. O'Rourke
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly — P. J. O'Rourke