Paul Merton Quotes

I’ll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school Paul Merton Picture Quote

I’ll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school

— Paul Merton

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom Paul Merton Picture Quote

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom

— Paul Merton

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the Paul Merton Picture Quote

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the

— Paul Merton

When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch Paul Merton Picture Quote

When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch

— Paul Merton

I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological Paul Merton Picture Quote

I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological

— Paul Merton

In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took Paul Merton Picture Quote

In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took

— Paul Merton

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated Paul Merton Picture Quote

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated

— Paul Merton

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if Paul Merton Picture Quote

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if

— Paul Merton

My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, ‘Excuse me, I’m Paul Merton Picture Quote

My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, ‘Excuse me, I’m

— Paul Merton

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted Labour. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted Labour.

— Paul Merton

At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Paul Merton Picture Quote

At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the

— Paul Merton

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds – I can’t stand Noel Edmonds. Paul Merton Picture Quote

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds – I can’t stand Noel Edmonds.

— Paul Merton

It was a bizarre existence I led in my early twenties – Paul Merton Picture Quote

It was a bizarre existence I led in my early twenties –

— Paul Merton

I’ve never been disappointed by politicians. I’ve never invested that much in Paul Merton Picture Quote

I’ve never been disappointed by politicians. I’ve never invested that much in

— Paul Merton

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

— Paul Merton

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I Paul Merton Picture Quote

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I

— Paul Merton

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about Paul Merton Picture Quote

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about

— Paul Merton

Have you ever had sex with a horse? Paul Merton Picture Quote

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

— Paul Merton

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh. Paul Merton Picture Quote

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

— Paul Merton

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that Paul Merton Picture Quote

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that

— Paul Merton

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I’m now very rich. Paul Merton Picture Quote

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I’m now very rich.

— Paul Merton

If you became a comedian in the ’80s, you had to Paul Merton Picture Quote

If you became a comedian in the ’80s, you had to

— Paul Merton

It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a Paul Merton Picture Quote

It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a

— Paul Merton

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and Paul Merton Picture Quote

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and

— Paul Merton

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should Paul Merton Picture Quote

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should

— Paul Merton

Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way. Paul Merton Picture Quote

Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way.

— Paul Merton

I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.

— Paul Merton

In fact, I don’t watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it. Paul Merton Picture Quote

In fact, I don’t watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.

— Paul Merton

When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading Paul Merton Picture Quote

When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading

— Paul Merton

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

— Paul Merton

The thing about improvisation is that it’s not about what you say. Paul Merton Picture Quote

The thing about improvisation is that it’s not about what you say.

— Paul Merton

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified Paul Merton Picture Quote

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified

— Paul Merton

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? because obviously I’m now very rich. Paul Merton Picture Quote

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? because obviously I’m now very rich.

— Paul Merton

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh. Paul Merton Picture Quote

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

— Paul Merton

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted labour. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted labour.

— Paul Merton

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have Paul Merton Picture Quote

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have

— Paul Merton

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

— Paul Merton

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn’t? Paul Merton Picture Quote

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn’t?

— Paul Merton

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian. Paul Merton Picture Quote

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

— Paul Merton

I was trying to organise my dvds into a sort of chronological order Paul Merton Picture Quote

I was trying to organise my dvds into a sort of chronological order

— Paul Merton

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