I’d like to explain why you fine young men had to be blown apart to defend this mud hole. — Randy Newman
I am not overlooking any mail. I’m looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the viagra people. — Randy Newman
I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and destroying it essentially! — Randy Newman
I once had dinner with madonna and I wasn’t nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear. — Randy Newman
Stay away from drugs. They’re not worth it. I’ve tried, but there’s none of them that’s worth it. — Randy Newman