Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it’s a chest cold? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons
J. Paul Getty, who still hasn’t been buried – they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons
The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can’t work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons