Ah, yes, divorce… from the latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
Having george w. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work! — Robin Williams
I believe ronald reagan can make this country what it once was… a large arctic region covered with ice. — Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams
The russians love brooke shields because her eyebrows remind them of leonid brezhnev. — Robin Williams
When you look at prince charles, don’t you think that someone in the royal family knew someone in the royal family? — Robin Williams