S J Perelman Quotes

Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for S J Perelman Picture Quote

Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for

— S J Perelman

I don’t know where we’re going or how we’ll get there, but S J Perelman Picture Quote

I don’t know where we’re going or how we’ll get there, but

— S J Perelman

Where would the Rockefellers be today if old John D. had gone S J Perelman Picture Quote

Where would the Rockefellers be today if old John D. had gone

— S J Perelman

Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears S J Perelman Picture Quote

Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears

— S J Perelman

There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on S J Perelman Picture Quote

There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on

— S J Perelman

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a S J Perelman Picture Quote

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a

— S J Perelman

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them S J Perelman Picture Quote

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them

— S J Perelman

There are nineteen words in Yiddish that convey gradations of disparagement, from S J Perelman Picture Quote

There are nineteen words in Yiddish that convey gradations of disparagement, from

— S J Perelman

A basic ingredient in the manufacture of perfume, the attar-a heavy, pale-yellow S J Perelman Picture Quote

A basic ingredient in the manufacture of perfume, the attar-a heavy, pale-yellow

— S J Perelman

The worst disgrace that can befall a producer is an unkind notice S J Perelman Picture Quote

The worst disgrace that can befall a producer is an unkind notice

— S J Perelman

I’m half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go. S J Perelman Picture Quote

I’m half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.

— S J Perelman

A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, S J Perelman Picture Quote

A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes,

— S J Perelman

If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand S J Perelman Picture Quote

If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand

— S J Perelman

You’ll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door S J Perelman Picture Quote

You’ll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door

— S J Perelman

FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): S J Perelman Picture Quote

FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly):

— S J Perelman

The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the S J Perelman Picture Quote

The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the

— S J Perelman

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a S J Perelman Picture Quote

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a

— S J Perelman

To err is human, to forgive supine. S J Perelman Picture Quote

To err is human, to forgive supine.

— S J Perelman

I’ll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they’ve S J Perelman Picture Quote

I’ll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they’ve

— S J Perelman

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, S J Perelman Picture Quote

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card,

— S J Perelman

I guess I’m just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me S J Perelman Picture Quote

I guess I’m just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me

— S J Perelman

We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries. S J Perelman Picture Quote

We old roosters must be cautious. Don’t try to outwit your arteries.

— S J Perelman

The main obligation is to amuse yourself. S J Perelman Picture Quote

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

— S J Perelman

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. S J Perelman Picture Quote

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

— S J Perelman

I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian S J Perelman Picture Quote

I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian

— S J Perelman

I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money. S J Perelman Picture Quote

I loathe writing. On the other hand I’m a great believer in money.

— S J Perelman

Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied between the tails S J Perelman Picture Quote

Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied between the tails

— S J Perelman

“In France,” Marcel said with wintry dignity, “accidents occur in the bedroom, S J Perelman Picture Quote

“In France,” Marcel said with wintry dignity, “accidents occur in the bedroom,

— S J Perelman

One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny S J Perelman Picture Quote

One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny

— S J Perelman

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and S J Perelman Picture Quote

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and

— S J Perelman

I used to pride myself on being impervious to the sentimentalities of S J Perelman Picture Quote

I used to pride myself on being impervious to the sentimentalities of

— S J Perelman

In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as S J Perelman Picture Quote

In my more pompous moments I like to think of myself as

— S J Perelman

I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, S J Perelman Picture Quote

I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies,

— S J Perelman

All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about S J Perelman Picture Quote

All right, so call me Miss Cliche of 1960, but the thing about

— S J Perelman

In pulp fiction it is a rigid convention that the hero’s shoulders S J Perelman Picture Quote

In pulp fiction it is a rigid convention that the hero’s shoulders

— S J Perelman

There is such a thing as too much couth. S J Perelman Picture Quote

There is such a thing as too much couth.

— S J Perelman

I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I’ve been S J Perelman Picture Quote

I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I’ve been

— S J Perelman

English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and S J Perelman Picture Quote

English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and

— S J Perelman

If travel has taught me nothing more, and it certainly has, it’s S J Perelman Picture Quote

If travel has taught me nothing more, and it certainly has, it’s

— S J Perelman

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it. S J Perelman Picture Quote

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

— S J Perelman

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