When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood. — Sam Ewing
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all. — Sam Ewing
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to ‘until debt do us part’. — Sam Ewing
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect. — Sam Ewing
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from. — Sam Ewing
Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. — Sam Ewing
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else’s change at a cocktail bar. — Sam Ewing
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing