You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. — Sarah Silverman
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That’s what I tell Asian people all the time. — Sarah Silverman
I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body. — Sarah Silverman
I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it’s a recipe for disaster. — Sarah Silverman