Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because — Scott Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit — Scott Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a unix user to show you how it’s done. — Scott Adams
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. — Scott Adams
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. — Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. — Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. — Scott Adams