If you do not know his language, you will never understand a foreigner’s silence. — Stanisław Jerzy Lec
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? — Stanisław Jerzy Lec
Never saw the branch you are sittin on, unless they are trying to hang you from it. — Stanisław Jerzy Lec
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward. — Stanisław Jerzy Lec