Don’t have s*x man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. — Steve Martin
Hosting the oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when billy crystal is out of town. — Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot. — Steve Martin
I believe that ronald reagan will someday make this country what it once was… an arctic wilderness. — Steve Martin
I believe that s*x is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. — Steve Martin
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. — Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that. — Steve Martin
When your hobbies get in the way of your work – that’s ok; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. — Steve Martin