You couldn’t be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Okay, so I’ll admit I’m curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
When you’ve been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips