Terry Pratchett Quotes

Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.

— Terry Pratchett

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

— Terry Pratchett

Chain-mail isn’t much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn’t when the Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Chain-mail isn’t much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn’t when the

— Terry Pratchett

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if

— Terry Pratchett

Science fiction is fantasy with bolts painted on outside. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Science fiction is fantasy with bolts painted on outside.

— Terry Pratchett

It wasn’t that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

It wasn’t that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she

— Terry Pratchett

Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.

— Terry Pratchett

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.

— Terry Pratchett

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

— Terry Pratchett

…no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

…no-one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world

— Terry Pratchett

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well

— Terry Pratchett

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need

— Terry Pratchett

Why not? If enough people believe, you can be God of anything… Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Why not? If enough people believe, you can be God of anything…

— Terry Pratchett

Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that

— Terry Pratchett

They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They

— Terry Pratchett

I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first.

— Terry Pratchett

Fantasy is escapism, but wait… Why is this wrong? What are you Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Fantasy is escapism, but wait… Why is this wrong? What are you

— Terry Pratchett

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s

— Terry Pratchett

ASTONISHING, said Death. REALLY ASTONISHING. LET ME PUT FORWARD ANOTHER SUGGESTION: THAT Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

ASTONISHING, said Death. REALLY ASTONISHING. LET ME PUT FORWARD ANOTHER SUGGESTION: THAT

— Terry Pratchett

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And

— Terry Pratchett

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully

— Terry Pratchett

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s

— Terry Pratchett

Christ managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Christ managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a

— Terry Pratchett

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad

— Terry Pratchett

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had

— Terry Pratchett

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.

— Terry Pratchett

A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest … because Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest … because

— Terry Pratchett

Botswana is also the only country in the world with a colour Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Botswana is also the only country in the world with a colour

— Terry Pratchett

The conversation of human beings seldom interested him, but it crossed his Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

The conversation of human beings seldom interested him, but it crossed his

— Terry Pratchett

‘Discworld’ is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

‘Discworld’ is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it

— Terry Pratchett

If there’s one thing that really annoys a God, it’s not knowing something. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

If there’s one thing that really annoys a God, it’s not knowing something.

— Terry Pratchett

They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

They were also slightly less intelligent than he was. This is a

— Terry Pratchett

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort.

— Terry Pratchett

There are all kinds of darkness, and all kinds of things can Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

There are all kinds of darkness, and all kinds of things can

— Terry Pratchett

Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.” “No, actually it isn’t,” Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.” “No, actually it isn’t,”

— Terry Pratchett

They called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

They called themselves the Munrungs. It meant The People, or The True

— Terry Pratchett

You can’t find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

You can’t find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course

— Terry Pratchett

Many an ancient lord’s last words have been, ‘You can’t kill me Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

Many an ancient lord’s last words have been, ‘You can’t kill me

— Terry Pratchett

A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.

— Terry Pratchett

All property is theft, except mine. Terry Pratchett Picture Quote

All property is theft, except mine.

— Terry Pratchett

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