I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn’t work. — Todd Barry
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. — Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it — Todd Barry
I mean, I’ve always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. — Todd Barry
I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine — Todd Barry
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you’ve ever written. — Todd Barry
I once sat next to jim from wild kingdom on a flight from atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. — Todd Barry
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. — Todd Barry
I want to release another cd this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. — Todd Barry
I was probably just trying to be dennis miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be dennis miller. — Todd Barry
And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job. — Todd Barry
I’ve never been a tv junkie. I remember watching letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. — Todd Barry
It’s cool to go to a place that has posters up and it’s one night only. It feels more special. — Todd Barry
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it’s not that brutal. It’s only $6. — Todd Barry