I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. — Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! — Tom Lehrer
It is sobering to consider that when mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. — Tom Lehrer
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems — Tom Lehrer