I got something you need. Oh yeah, ain’t talking about love, my love is rotten to the core. — Van Halen
You don’t have to die to go to heaven or hang around to be born again, just tune into what this place has to offer. — Van Halen
She’s so fine. How about a nine on a ten scale with long legs straight up to her lunch pail. — Van Halen
Drop dead legs, pretty smile, hurts my head, gets me wild. Dig that steam, giant butt, makes me scream. — Van Halen
All you bad, bad boys call her up on the spank line. Three dollars, first minute, after that it costs ya four. — Van Halen
Say you’re going to leave me cause I only tie you up. Always love you tender, but you only like it rough. — Van Halen
Sleep and dream is all I crave, I travel far across the milky way. To my master I become a slave ’til we meet some other day. — Van Halen
I’m your ice cream man stop me when I’m passing by, all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy. — Van Halen
Looking for direction, reaching out for anything. Dream another dream, this dream is over. — Van Halen
We’re the lost generation, have no place to go. The road to destruction is all we need to know. — Van Halen
I like the way the lines run up the back of your stockings. I’ve always liked that kind of high heels, too. — Van Halen