I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life — Victoria Jackson
I watch Glenn Beck and he’s taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist — Victoria Jackson
The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We’re killing 37 hundred-something-thousand — Victoria Jackson
They’re desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the bible open. — Victoria Jackson
That’s pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar — Victoria Jackson
Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something. — Victoria Jackson
Now, I don’t mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it. — Victoria Jackson
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn’t find any in hollywood. — Victoria Jackson
Are christians too stupid that we can’t write a script, we can’t film a movie or we don’t know how to act? — Victoria Jackson
Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that christians can also have fun. — Victoria Jackson
Maybe I’ll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience. — Victoria Jackson
It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming. — Victoria Jackson