Woody Allen Quotes

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I’m pale and I’m redheaded. I don’t tan – I stroke! Woody Allen Picture Quote

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I’m pale and I’m redheaded. I don’t tan – I stroke!

— Woody Allen

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me.

— Woody Allen

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until Woody Allen Picture Quote

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until

— Woody Allen

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don’t really know what’s Woody Allen Picture Quote

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don’t really know what’s

— Woody Allen

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books Woody Allen Picture Quote

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books

— Woody Allen

Music has always helped my films. In ‘The Curse Of The Jade Woody Allen Picture Quote

Music has always helped my films. In ‘The Curse Of The Jade

— Woody Allen

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to Woody Allen Picture Quote

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to

— Woody Allen

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say Woody Allen Picture Quote

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say

— Woody Allen

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by Woody Allen Picture Quote

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by

— Woody Allen

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we Woody Allen Picture Quote

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we

— Woody Allen

Me and nature are two. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Me and nature are two.

— Woody Allen

When I was a young man, my friends and I and all Woody Allen Picture Quote

When I was a young man, my friends and I and all

— Woody Allen

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

— Woody Allen

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody Allen Picture Quote

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

— Woody Allen

I’ve never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I’ve always felt that people Woody Allen Picture Quote

I’ve never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I’ve always felt that people

— Woody Allen

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. Woody Allen Picture Quote

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it.

— Woody Allen

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, Woody Allen Picture Quote

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither,

— Woody Allen

I don’t rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don’t get Woody Allen Picture Quote

I don’t rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don’t get

— Woody Allen

If you aren’t failing, you aren’t trying. Woody Allen Picture Quote

If you aren’t failing, you aren’t trying.

— Woody Allen

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen Picture Quote

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

— Woody Allen

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! Woody Allen Picture Quote

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

— Woody Allen

Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way Woody Allen Picture Quote

Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way

— Woody Allen

You make a film and always hope you’re going make “Citizen Kane” Woody Allen Picture Quote

You make a film and always hope you’re going make “Citizen Kane”

— Woody Allen

This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some Woody Allen Picture Quote

This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some

— Woody Allen

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life. Woody Allen Picture Quote

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

— Woody Allen

I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you Woody Allen Picture Quote

I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you

— Woody Allen

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.

— Woody Allen

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn’t come. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn’t come.

— Woody Allen

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people’s money until it is all gone. Woody Allen Picture Quote

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people’s money until it is all gone.

— Woody Allen

I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire Woody Allen Picture Quote

I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire

— Woody Allen

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

— Woody Allen

You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, Woody Allen Picture Quote

You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game,

— Woody Allen

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Woody Allen Picture Quote

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.

— Woody Allen

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

— Woody Allen

When you write the script, you’re home in a room by yourself, Woody Allen Picture Quote

When you write the script, you’re home in a room by yourself,

— Woody Allen

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Woody Allen Picture Quote

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

— Woody Allen

See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze Woody Allen Picture Quote

See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze

— Woody Allen

I don’t believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the Woody Allen Picture Quote

I don’t believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the

— Woody Allen

My brain? That’s my second favorite organ. Woody Allen Picture Quote

My brain? That’s my second favorite organ.

— Woody Allen

When I’m not working, I think and I think when I get depressed. Woody Allen Picture Quote

When I’m not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.

— Woody Allen

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