Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes, Wishes

Santa... forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning when his wife woke up she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Santa has been missing since. Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!! Have a Fun Filled Season!!!

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