If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. — Abraham Lincoln
I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before — Charlie Sheen
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Bill Gates
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. — Bella Abzug
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your — Zora Neale Hurston
Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. — Jimmy Carr
Townes van zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on bob dylan’s — Steve Earle
Natalie’s estate is handled by global icons, and they police the world so her picture isn’t — Robert Wagner
In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to earth and be like — Anna Chlumsky