A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short. — Joseph Yule Jr.
Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard. — Kate Millett
The divorce was rough on all of us. I don’t blame hollywood for my family’s problems. — Kieran Culkin
When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
Divorce is so common and accepted in america that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. — Trisha Yearwood
Divorce isn’t just the person, it’s everything that goes with it – your kids, the adjustment, everything. — Peter Andre
I think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really — Valerie Bertinelli
Divorce isn’t the child’s fault. Don’t say anything unkind about your ex to the child — Valerie Bertinelli
Tom, dick, and harry can go to reno on a whim, but nothing short of death can separate john and mary. — John Cheever
Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. — Hedy Lamarr
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson