Funny Birthday Messages

Another year, another new place thet aches. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Another year, another new place thet aches.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Happy birthday you old fart. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday you old fart.

Better to be over the hill than buried under it. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

Happy birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.

To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age. Funny Birthday Messages Image

To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!) Funny Birthday Messages Image

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are. Funny Birthday Messages Image

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore.

An old fart is as good as a new one. Funny Birthday Messages Image

An old fart is as good as a new one.

Men age like wine, women age like milk. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.

It is a fact that too many birthdays will kill you. Funny Birthday Messages Image

It is a fact that too many birthdays will kill you.

What goes up, but never comes down? Your age! Funny Birthday Messages Image

What goes up, but never comes down? Your age!

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday! Funny Birthday Messages Image

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy birthday!

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy birthday.

Another year older, none the wiser. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Another year older, none the wiser.

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying!

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

You’re another year older and another year wiser. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re another year older and another year wiser.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday Funny Birthday Messages Image

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday

Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too.

You’re too sexy on this day than last year. Funny Birthday Messages Image

You’re too sexy on this day than last year.

May you live to be old and toothless. Funny Birthday Messages Image

May you live to be old and toothless.

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake? Funny Birthday Messages Image

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

Think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year.

So many candles… so little cake. Funny Birthday Messages Image

So many candles… so little cake.

Two tips on your birthday. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Two tips on your birthday.

Some things get better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them. Funny Birthday Messages Image

Some things get better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.

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