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Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint. Funny Get Well Quotes Image
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.

— Mark Twain

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. Funny Get Well Quotes Image
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

— W. C. Fields

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill. Funny Get Well Quotes Image
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.

— Samuel Butler

Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. Funny Get Well Quotes Image
Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.

— Terri Guillemets

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they Funny Get Well Quotes Image
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they

— Bill Walton

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