Funny Get Well Quotes, Get Well Soon Messages, Health Quotes Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint. — Mark Twain
Funny Get Well Quotes, Get Well Soon Messages After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — W. C. Fields
Funny Get Well Quotes, Get Well Soon Messages I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. — Samuel Butler
Funny Get Well Quotes, Get Well Soon Messages Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. — Terri Guillemets
Funny Get Well Quotes I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do operation on someone else, not you. — Bill Walton
