Funny Quotes

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit. Funny Quotes Image

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.

I thought of you today and smiled, because I killed you twice in my mind. Funny Quotes Image

I thought of you today and smiled, because I killed you twice in my mind.

I thought of you today. Funny Quotes Image

I thought of you today.

My mind is like God. Funny Quotes Image

My mind is like God.

Reason you have to stay in shape. Funny Quotes Image

Reason you have to stay in shape.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Every woman is wrong until she cries. Funny Quotes Image

Every woman is wrong until she cries.

— Sam Slick

Husband to a newly wed wife! Funny Quotes Image

Husband to a newly wed wife!

Christmas humor Funny Quotes Image

Christmas humor

Don’t take your troubles & worries to bed. Funny Quotes Image

Don’t take your troubles & worries to bed.

I must have something ridiculously awesome coming! Funny Quotes Image

I must have something ridiculously awesome coming!

God gives us only what we can handle. Funny Quotes Image

God gives us only what we can handle.

I’m not religious, but I pray I have more time to sleep. Funny Quotes Image

I’m not religious, but I pray I have more time to sleep.

Happy father’s day Funny Quotes Image

Happy father’s day

Funny Feb 14th Valentine’s Day Message Funny Quotes Image

Funny Feb 14th Valentine’s Day Message

Everyone needs a hug Funny Quotes Image

Everyone needs a hug

— Venkat Desireddy

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Funny Quotes Image

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

— Shinichi Suzuki

You know you have a crush on someone Funny Quotes Image

You know you have a crush on someone

I ain’t sleeping. I’m just taking a good look at the inside of my eyelids. Funny Quotes Image

I ain’t sleeping. I’m just taking a good look at the inside of my eyelids.

I swear it wasn’t me… unless it was a good thing, then I did it twice. Funny Quotes Image

I swear it wasn’t me… unless it was a good thing, then I did it twice.

You sleep kid, I will watch out for Santa. Funny Quotes Image

You sleep kid, I will watch out for Santa.

Everything has a funny side… See that! Funny Quotes Image

Everything has a funny side… See that!

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