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Funny Retirement Quotes

Retirement is when you finally start doing what your wife tells you to do. Funny Retirement Quotes Image

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Retirement is when you finally stop doing whatever the boss tells you to do and you start doing what your wife tells you to do.
When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to one married. Funny Retirement Quotes Image

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When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

— Gene Perret

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Funny Retirement Quotes Image

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

— Abe Lemons

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf. Funny Retirement Quotes Image

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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

— Gene Perret

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Funny Retirement Quotes Image

Funny Retirement Quotes, Retirement Messages, Retirement Quotes

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

— Gene Perret

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