Funny Retirement Messages, Retirement Messages Think about the millions you have earned over the years for your company in your career; then ask yourself why you weren't able to retire sooner.
Funny Retirement Messages, Retirement Messages Congratulations on your retirement. Now you have more time to work on everything that you've been putting off for so long.
Funny Retirement Messages, Retirement Messages, Retirement Quotes One of the problems with retirement is that it gives you more time to read about all the problems of retirement.
Funny Retirement Messages, Retirement Messages, Retirement Quotes The best time to begin thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
Funny Retirement Messages, Heart Quotes, Retirement Messages Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
Funny Retirement Messages, Retirement Messages He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
Funny Retirement Messages, Money Quotes, Retirement Messages The money is no better in retirement, but the hours are.
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Funny Retirement Messages, Plan Quotes, Retirement Messages Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.
