Funny Messages

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. Funny Messages Image

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

Great students work on the principle of rocket. Funny Messages Image

Great students work on the principle of rocket.

Behind every successful student Funny Messages Image

Behind every successful student

Wives are incoming calls Funny Messages Image

Wives are incoming calls

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Funny Messages Image

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

Intelligent men don’t get married. Funny Messages Image

Intelligent men don’t get married.

Boy : May I hold your hand?? Girl : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. Funny Messages Image

Boy : May I hold your hand?? Girl : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

When I die , bury me deep ten feet down Funny Messages Image

When I die , bury me deep ten feet down

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Funny Messages Image

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Man said to God : why did you make women so beautiful? Funny Messages Image

Man said to God : why did you make women so beautiful?

Son: dad, what is an idiot? Funny Messages Image

Son: dad, what is an idiot?

Man took his pregnant wife Funny Messages Image

Man took his pregnant wife

Camel, cow & monkey are discussing Funny Messages Image

Camel, cow & monkey are discussing

Another moon?… possible another sun? Funny Messages Image

Another moon?… possible another sun?

It takes thousand workers to build a castle Funny Messages Image

It takes thousand workers to build a castle

Boy: I’m not rich like rahul Funny Messages Image

Boy: I’m not rich like rahul

Reverse dynamics: when a man becomes rich he becomes Funny Messages Image

Reverse dynamics: when a man becomes rich he becomes

A lady is standing on top of the hill Funny Messages Image

A lady is standing on top of the hill

Food for thought: why to suffer trying Funny Messages Image

Food for thought: why to suffer trying

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Funny Messages Image

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Banta was asked, what is a adult joke? Funny Messages Image

Banta was asked, what is a adult joke?

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream Funny Messages Image

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

I just feel you…. Funny Messages Image

I just feel you….

Teacher: tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun. Funny Messages Image

Teacher: tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun.

A : you are active b : you are best Funny Messages Image

A : you are active b : you are best

You love someone…you marry someone else. Funny Messages Image

You love someone…you marry someone else.

A boy goes to see a cab are dance. Funny Messages Image

A boy goes to see a cab are dance.

A friend is: who lends you… pen in school… Funny Messages Image

A friend is: who lends you… pen in school…

Q: why do all afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? Funny Messages Image

Q: why do all afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

An old to doc: doc, I think I’m getting senile. Funny Messages Image

An old to doc: doc, I think I’m getting senile.

Astrologer: you’ll meet a young gal Funny Messages Image

Astrologer: you’ll meet a young gal

Teacher to class: a for? class: apple Funny Messages Image

Teacher to class: a for? class: apple

Monday went on tuesday Funny Messages Image

Monday went on tuesday

If you are in tension, just think of me only once Funny Messages Image

If you are in tension, just think of me only once

When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see anyone around you Funny Messages Image

When you feel lonely and alone & cannot see anyone around you

Never let the idiots stress you. Funny Messages Image

Never let the idiots stress you.

Any girl is technically advanced Funny Messages Image

Any girl is technically advanced

Good vs better vs best parents Funny Messages Image

Good vs better vs best parents

Smiling is the second best thing you can do by your lips Funny Messages Image

Smiling is the second best thing you can do by your lips

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed” Funny Messages Image

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”

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