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I’m not perfect. But I make one promise, that if I love you, I’ll do it with a full heart. Love Me Quotes Image

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I am not perfect. I say stupid things sometimes. Laugh when I'm not supposed to. Have scars left by people who did me wrong. I'm a little crazy, and probably won't change. Love me or not. But I make one promise, that if I love you, I will do it with a full heart.
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Boy: Baby, we need to talk.Girl: Richardo, what do you mean?Boy: Something has come up..Girl: What? Whats wrong? Is it bad?Boy: I don't want to hurt you baby.Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.Boy: Baby, are you there??Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.Boy: I'm leaving...Girl: Baby, what are you talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.Girl: I can't believe this.[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).]Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.Boy: Would you run away with me?Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.]Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]It says... "Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my b*tch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, b*tch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. B*tch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fu*k, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon b*tch... Goodbye. - Ricardo"[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours ]... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call...Friend: How are you feeling?Girl: I just cant believe this happened... I thought he loved me.Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...Girl: Umm.. okay.[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket, It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...Hate = Love Never = Always B*tch = Baby Will not= will.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go that's why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"]Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter... Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.Girl: *happy* Okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!...
I am here not simply to be tolerated but to be accepted. Love Me Quotes Image

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It has only been though defeat that I have known victory. Say what you want about me but only I stand on these legs, hear with these ears, see with these eyes and feel with this heart. To know me, is to know me but to love me is to love yet the unknown. I sleep not alone, but with my thoughts that belong to me alone. I wake each morning thankful to God that I have not allowed another to dictate to me my self-worth. I am who I am. I am here not simply to be tolerated but to be accepted.
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Best Divorce Letter EverDear Wife,I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.Your EX-HusbandP.S: Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!...Dear Ex-Husband,Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica, but when I got home you were gone... Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!P.S: I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.What Goes Around Comes Around.
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Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.