Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. — Albert Brooks
Even if you didn’t see the movie, you’d see two words you’d never seen put together before – comedy and muslim. — Albert Brooks
It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not. — Albert Brooks
When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up. — Albert Brooks