I feel sorry for many politicians… we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we’re not. — Alexei Sayle
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. — Alexei Sayle
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: — Alexei Sayle
Despite its flaws, marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else. — Alexei Sayle
I’ve accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. — Alexei Sayle
They sleep in their jags and a lot of them can’t even talk. All they can do is tell gags. — Alexei Sayle
However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don’t have — Alexei Sayle
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious – it’s like it’s got a mind of its own. — Alexei Sayle
I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world. — Alexei Sayle
I don’t think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s. — Alexei Sayle
I exist as an annexe of the bbc. I’m down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut. — Alexei Sayle
I don’t think I’d ever get thin, but I don’t see why I should necessarily think that I couldn’t… — Alexei Sayle
I did six series for the bbc and that was enough. I’ve been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically. — Alexei Sayle
I would say I was still a marxist – which is not to be confused with being a communist. — Alexei Sayle
I’m sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. — Alexei Sayle
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don’t like it. Out of pique, I become something else. — Alexei Sayle
I’ve been going to granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city. — Alexei Sayle
If you travel to the states… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. — Alexei Sayle