Now, as a comic, if you’re vaguely amusing you can go straight into tv, then you play the o2 and then everyone’s sick of you. — Alexei Sayle
Yuri gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn’t be considered hip. — Alexei Sayle
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma — Alexei Sayle