I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they’re attractive. — Amy Sedaris
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid. — Amy Sedaris
My kitchen’s pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it’s eye level – it’s true! — Amy Sedaris
More men than women like ‘strangers with candy’. Pretty girls don’t like the show. They don’t like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high. — Amy Sedaris
Well I went to new orleans to cover the jazz festival for trio, it’s this new arts channel, it’s really great. — Amy Sedaris