My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing. — Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person… so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik
I’ve always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people’s reactions to them. — Anthony Jeselnik
I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves. — Anthony Jeselnik