If President Nixon’s secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses’ secretary, there would — Art Buchwald
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are. — Art Buchwald
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it. — Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. — Art Buchwald
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as the man who wouldn’t die. — Art Buchwald
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. — Art Buchwald