Instead of past, present and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. — Ashleigh Brilliant
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane? — Ashleigh Brilliant
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself. — Ashleigh Brilliant
If you can’t go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream? — Ashleigh Brilliant
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment — Ashleigh Brilliant
Please don’t tell me there’s no need to worry, it’s the only thing I’m any good at. — Ashleigh Brilliant