Do it under the influence yourself! that’s what we’re shooting for! get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari
I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. — Aziz Ansari
I was a dishwasher at one of those japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari
Like with parks and recreation, it’s so much fun because the people writing it are funny — Aziz Ansari