I made a pact with myself a long time ago: never watch anything stupider than you. It’s helped me a lot. — Bette Midler
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. — Bette Midler
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? — Bette Midler
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. — Bette Midler
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. — Bette Midler