In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. — Bill Cosby
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. — Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. — Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely — Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. — Bill Cosby
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children. — Bill Cosby
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. — Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior — Bill Cosby
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful. — Bill Cosby
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? — Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that napoleon — Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those — Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby