Brian P Cleary Quotes

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Image, Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny.

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Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

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Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other

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If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

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Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

—Brian P Cleary

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Image, You want a story? Read ‘Gone With the Wind’. These aren’t stories.

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You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, When a kid says “smell my hand,” it almost never smells like cinnamon.

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When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, I love the semicolon; it’s unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

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I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them.

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It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

—Brian P Cleary

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Image, When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things,

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When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

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Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, Whatever story you’re telling, it will be more interesting if, at the

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Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’

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It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

—Brian P Cleary

Image, There’s no such thing as free kittens.

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There’s no such thing as free kittens.

—Brian P Cleary

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Image, If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school

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If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend

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A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts

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I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

—Brian P Cleary

Image, It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them.

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It’s perfectly okay if you don’t understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

—Brian P Cleary