I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all. — Bruce Willis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. — Bruce Willis
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. — Bruce Willis
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. — Bruce Willis
Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who? — Bruce Willis
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks…be a hero — take the time learn about adoption today. — Bruce Willis