As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. — Carl Hiaasen
All novels are about crime. You’d be hard pressed to find any novel that does not have an element of crime. — Carl Hiaasen
Disney’s something to be a little alarmed about. It’s not just a little theme park anymore. — Carl Hiaasen
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs — Carl Hiaasen
From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are — Carl Hiaasen
If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there’s just so much material about. — Carl Hiaasen
I’ve always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen
I think it’s always good for the author to stay a good cattle prod’s distance from the actual moviemaking. — Carl Hiaasen
I think in the old days, the nexus of weirdness ran through southern california, and to a degree new york city. — Carl Hiaasen