My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. — Carl Hiaasen
Sure, I’ll have characters drop in and out of books but the main cast of characters always changes. — Carl Hiaasen
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don’t just get angry and jump on a soapbox. — Carl Hiaasen
The florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real florida. It’s hard to stay ahead of the curve. — Carl Hiaasen
We’ve always been fascinated with movie stars and singers, but the fascination with people — Carl Hiaasen
To me, the newspaper business was a way to learn about life and how things worked in the — Carl Hiaasen
They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their m.b.a. — Carl Hiaasen
There’s so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. — Carl Hiaasen
When you’re given a newspaper column, you’re not being paid to sit on a fence and scratch — Carl Hiaasen
When you put on the suits, when you pretend you’re honest and you’re robbing at a far higher level — Carl Hiaasen
When I’m working on a novel of my own, I try to read mostly nonfiction, although sometimes — Carl Hiaasen
The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind. — Carl Hiaasen