Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. — Charles Farrar Browne
My wife is one of the best wimin on this continent, altho’ she isn’t always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother. — Charles Farrar Browne