In 1982 I filled out a who’s who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts. — Chevy Chase
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase
It’s never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. — Chevy Chase
If you’re in the white house, it’s your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. — Chevy Chase
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. — Chevy Chase