Chic Murray Quotes

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and Chic Murray Picture Quote

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and

— Chic Murray

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; Chic Murray Picture Quote

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman;

— Chic Murray

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn’t Chic Murray Picture Quote

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn’t

— Chic Murray

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met Chic Murray Picture Quote

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met

— Chic Murray

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long Chic Murray Picture Quote

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long

— Chic Murray

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches – two slices of bread with Chic Murray Picture Quote

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches – two slices of bread with

— Chic Murray

We’ve got stained glass windows in our house; it’s those damned pigeons. Chic Murray Picture Quote

We’ve got stained glass windows in our house; it’s those damned pigeons.

— Chic Murray

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. Chic Murray Picture Quote

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

— Chic Murray

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section. Chic Murray Picture Quote

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.

— Chic Murray

This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted Chic Murray Picture Quote

This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted

— Chic Murray

I got up this morning. I like to get up in the Chic Murray Picture Quote

I got up this morning. I like to get up in the

— Chic Murray

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur Chic Murray Picture Quote

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur

— Chic Murray

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. “Is Chic Murray Picture Quote

I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. “Is

— Chic Murray

There’s a new slimming course just out where they remove all your Chic Murray Picture Quote

There’s a new slimming course just out where they remove all your

— Chic Murray

I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite Chic Murray Picture Quote

I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite

— Chic Murray

My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, Chic Murray Picture Quote

My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog,

— Chic Murray

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and Chic Murray Picture Quote

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and

— Chic Murray

I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a Chic Murray Picture Quote

I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a

— Chic Murray

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on. Chic Murray Picture Quote

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.

— Chic Murray

If something’s neither here nor there, where the hell is it? Chic Murray Picture Quote

If something’s neither here nor there, where the hell is it?

— Chic Murray

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. Chic Murray Picture Quote

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

— Chic Murray

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. Chic Murray Picture Quote

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.

— Chic Murray

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she Chic Murray Picture Quote

After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she

— Chic Murray

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They Chic Murray Picture Quote

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They

— Chic Murray

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. Chic Murray Picture Quote

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

— Chic Murray

She’s a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right. Chic Murray Picture Quote

She’s a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

— Chic Murray

I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and Chic Murray Picture Quote

I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and

— Chic Murray

I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were Chic Murray Picture Quote

I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were

— Chic Murray

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the Chic Murray Picture Quote

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the

— Chic Murray

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for Chic Murray Picture Quote

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for

— Chic Murray

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. Chic Murray Picture Quote

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.

— Chic Murray

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up Chic Murray Picture Quote

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up

— Chic Murray

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